FAQ's
Where are you located?
We print in the US—Florida and Texas, specifically. Not because we're trying to win a patriotism award, but because it's how we keep quality consistent and know exactly who's making your "Professional Overthinker" tee.
For our humans outside the US: we've partnered with printers around the world so your order doesn't take three weeks and cost your firstborn in shipping. Fast delivery, less carbon footprint, same chaotic energy.
TL;DR: Whether you're in Tampa or Tokyo, we've got you covered without the planet-wrecking shipping times.
Do you ship internationally?
Yep. If you've got an address, we'll get it there.
Shipping costs depend on where you are—because unfortunately, physics and international postal services are still a thing. Check our shipping policy for the specifics, or just add stuff to your cart and let the internet do the math.
Bottom line: We ship worldwide. Your chaotic wardrobe knows no borders.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Can I Stalk My Package Like an Ex's Instagram?
Absolutely. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking number in your email. Then you can obsessively refresh the tracking page like the rest of us do, watching your "Anxious but Adorable" hoodie make its way to you.
Translation: Yes, we send tracking info. Your package's journey is fully stalkable.
What materials are your products made of?
What Are These Made Of? (And Will They Survive My Life?)
Soft enough for a comfort-item-level attachment, durable enough to handle your actual chaotic existence, and gentle enough that your skin won't revolt.
Exact materials vary by product—because not all chaos requires the same fabric—but we list the specifics on each item's page. No mystery ingredients, no scratchy surprises.
The vibe: Quality stuff that feels good and lasts. Your "Tired but Trying" tee shouldn't fall apart before you do.